straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops
seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
les mis au where everything the same except instead of red and black they sing “tell m more” from grease.
who’s asking cosette though
[deep valjean voice]
tell me more
tell me more
you just KNOW that with jim kirk’s first child, bones plans to spend hours and hours and hours with that baby saying “dammit, jim” over and over and over again to up the odds that those are baby’s first words
baby: d- da- d- daaa
jim: what is it? dada?
jim: omg pls say dada omg i can’t wait to tell spock
jim: c’mon sweetie, say “dada”
baby: dammit jim
MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU
SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN
he broke character?!
YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!