who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
holy shit cows are huge
And apparently very cuddly
I can verify cows are both and they lick like giant slobbery cats.
How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:
How Carlos actually does science:
YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID
WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO
AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
living in a small town is wonderful
- are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
- are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
- are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
- are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
- are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere