hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid
and now he’s half naked everywhere
and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely
wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too
and she was half naked everywhere
and everyone freaked their fuckin shit
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
drawing in class is such a religious experience
If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.
I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying
I’m all about human x monster friendships where the human is like “there’s this asshole at work” and the monster is like “should i eat them”
The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get.
"When you’re pulling the helmet out of the glass, on set, how does that look?" (x)
I love how Michael just says the word “rod” and James just loses it. And then Michael says “I knew you were going to go there…” And makes sure to use “penetrate” in the next bit, of course. :D
I’m crying at the sheer amount of dick jokes that Fassy can make.
Also the fact that he makes it in front of James.